Lyrics:

Somebody bad stole de wedding bell (3x)
Now, nobody can get married

Who's got the ding dong who's got the bell (2x)
Somebody know but nobody tell
'Cause somebody bad stole de wedding bell
We got sarsaparilla soda on the ice
We got shoes and rice and free advice
We got a bridal sweet in honeymoon hotel
But what good is that without a wedding bell

Somebody bad stole de wedding bell (3x)
Now, nobody can get married

All day the people look at the steeple
But they don't see the bell

We got very fine detective, Shiller Gun
And he's sure to question everyone
So in the marketplace where people buy and sell
He's sure to arrest anyone who sells the bell

Who's got the ding dong who's got the bell (2x)
Somebody know but nobody tell
'Cause somebody bad stole de wedding bell

We got soloed by the island singing band
We got lots of sun and lots of sand
We got lover's moon we got a wishing well
And oh how I wish we had a wedding bell

Somebody bad stole de wedding bell (3x)
Now, nobody can get married