Lyrics:

Walkin with my baby shes got great big feet
Shes long, lean, and lanky and aint had nothing to eat
Shes my baby and I love her just the same
Crazy bout that woman cause Caldonia is her name

Caldonia
Caldonia
What makes your big head so hard?
I love her. I love her just the same
Crazy bout that woman cause Caldonia is her name

(spoken verse:)
You know what mama told me? Mama said son...
Keep away from that woman - shes gonna take all your money
Hey, hey, hey boy... Dont laugh about my mama - you hear that?
Hey man I told you man...
You dont know what you doin boy - dont laugh about my mama

Caldonia
Caldonia
What makes your big head so hard?
I love her. I love her just the same
Crazy bout that woman cause Caldonia is her name