Lyrics:
Gay bar at closing timeThe music stops, up come the lightsThe cloak of darkness lifts its veilGathering for a sidewalk saleBack and forth through the smoky space Making circles around the placeDesperation, it's getting lateLast chance is the sidewalk saleDon't want to go home aloneBut how low will you go?The cream is gone, the dregs prevailTough choices at the sidewalk saleThat guy's really not that badBut if it was earlier, it'd be kinda sadMake your move, don't delayGotta be quick at the sidewalk saleThat guy's giving you a sexy lookBe better off curled up with a bookHe's gettin' fresh, but looking staleSlim pickings at the sidewalk saleDon't want to go home aloneBut how low will you go?Self-respect is about to failFeeling pathetic at the sidewalk saleLooking for someone you'll never forgetMore likely find someone you'll regretThink it's time to hit the trailGonna pass on the sidewalk sale