I'm so fucking sick I'm the king of the world. I'm a genius of useless stuff
Some people they gotta work Well I just hang around. A dreaming' up useless stuff
So if I call you from time to time I said my life is such a drag and I feel like a hag please shut me up. Girl would you like to live my life And I'll be with you tonight and I'll be your useless stuff
Now everybody wants to be our friend So we act real Zen, and hang around with movie stars
So if I call you from time to time I said my life is such a drag and I feel like a hag, kick me in the ass. Girl would you like to live my life And I'll be with you tonight and I'll be your useless stuff yeah I'll be your useless stuff Can I be your useless stuff