Think that I'm a loser Now that my pants are too low
'Cause I got holes in my shirt Think my dog could bite
You think your life is really tough When your daddy won't buy you a brand new car Take a girl out She won't fuck you You just buy her a gram of coke Spend all your money on shitty coke
I'm not a loser That's right I'm not a loser (2x)
Cruisin' down the boulevard With your mommy's gas When you're looking for your kicks On friday night Only goal in life is to smoke a joint And decide that you're gonna get laid tonight You're a fucking son of a bitch You arrogant asshole You're pants are too tight Fuckin' homo You suck 'Cause you butt fuck You dont belong here Go away You fuckin' gay I'm not a loser