Lyrics:

i been a drag racer on LSD, and i rode bare-assed
on top of the shpinx, i even had a gorilla on the
slopes of kismet, and man, that was fun for a
while you bet but...
[chorus:]
bikini girls with machine guns, bikini girls with
machine guns, that stuff will kill ya, it's loaded
with fun, bikini girls with machine guns well i
savored many foriegn kinds of delicacies,
intoxicated til i can't tell what the hell i could
see, had all the violence and liquor within close
reach, but all bars, pills and threeways lead me
back to the beach and... now they say that virtue
is it's own reward, but when that surf comes in
i'm gunna get my board, got my own ideas about the
righteous kick, you can keep the rewards, i'd just
as soon stay sick...