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Its a hundred pounds an hour
Or two hundred for the day
Ill take cash or credit card
I dont mind how you pay

Its a funny kind of business
When youre in demand
A social mantelpiece-man
Would never understand

Started back in oh-six
When I was down and out
Not a conjure up together
Left in no doubt

I looked at the computer
And I had to make the choice
One was cleaning toilets
And the other needed boys

Now Im a freak
I get my money through love
And Im a freak
But it hurts me so much

Im living by the hour
Sometimes by the day
Always gets me outta bed
And never goes away

Heres another pensioner
Whos hornier than most
Got a little cottage
Just on the coast

But weve gotta be so quick
Before her husband gets home
He might be old and grey
But hes as hard as a stone

The act of love was simple
But the end felt like death
Then she started talkin
I could smell her breath

Oh my stomach went all queasy
And I started to balk
I took my ready payments
And I walked out the door

Cus Im a freak
I get my money through love
And Im a freak
But it hurts me so much

Im living by the hour
Sometimes by the day
Always gets me outta bed
And never goes away

All my friends laugh
And they talk behind my back
Im thinking Im on top
But inside my soul just rots

Ill pack it in some day
Save some money and move away
Cus life as a gigolo
Its all gonna have to go
Im gonna have to go

Spinning down my spine
It gives me the creeps
Pay me now, not later
Cus Ive gotta leave

Got a forty year old woman
Whos six foot four
All the kids go crazy
When they see me at the door

It all gets sorted out
And gives them a clout
Strips off in the bedroom
Shows me what its about

I try and try all day
Tryin all day long
I try and try again
Until the moneys all gone

Cus Im a freak
I get my money through love
And Im a freak
But it hurts me so much

Im living by the hour
Sometimes by the day
Always gets me outta bed
And never goes away