Lyrics:

I got a note from my cousin the other day He said his lady had gone on a holiday He thought she'd be back in a week or so But that was more than 2 months ago So this is romance (x2) They've been together devoted through thick and thin He really thought she would love noone else but him But now he does'nt think she's being fair to be having so much fun with him not there So this is romance (x2) In her last letter she was water-skying And she has learned to drive a car A gigolo baring the name Romero Takes her for evenings in a cocktail bar So this is romance You dont stand a chance He felt mistreated but what could he say? This was her idea of a holiday So he decided he'd go out and bring her home Till he found out she got married the week before Sorry I had no time to let you know But can i have a night for you before you go (some parts missing here) So this is romance (x2)