Lyrics:

And another thing
I've been wondering lately
Oh, baby
Tell me, where have you been?
Now the stage is set
Where's my Juliet, baby?
Is it maybe
My Midsummer Night's Dream?

What's my scene?
What's my scene?
What's my scene?
Tell me, what's my scene?

Uh-huh

Like a talent scout
Always checking out new blood
Oh, I'd do good
If you tell me your game
Playing Solitaire
Doesn't get me where you would
And, honey, you could
Play by any rules that name

What's my scene?
What's my scene?
What's my scene?
Tell me, I gotta know
(What's my, what's my)
(What's my, what's my scene?)
(What's my, what's my)
(What's my, what's my scene?)

They say, yeah, they say
Making love, you can make it pay
They say, yeah, they say
But we know there's a better way
Any day

And another thing
I've been wondering lately
Am I crazy
To believe in ideals?
Well, I'm a betting man
But it's getting damn lonely
Oh, honey, if only
I was sure what I feel

What's my scene?
What's my scene?
What's my scene?
Tell me, I gotta know
(What's my, what's my)
(What's my, what's my scene?)
(What's my, what's my)
(What's my, what's my scene?) Ah, what's my scene?
(What's my, what's my) I wanna know
(What's my, what's my scene?) well, I concede
(What's my, what's my)
(What's my, what's my scene?)

I've been caught in someone else's scene (but that's not me)
Where, oh where, oh where can my scene be?
Please answer me
What's my