Lyrics:
(feat. Camille) (XTC)We're only making plans for NigelWe only want what's best for himWe're only making plans for NigelNigel just needs this helping handAnd if young Nigel says he's happyHe must be happyHe must be happyHe must be happy in his workWe're only making plans for NigelHe has his future in a british steelWe're only making plans for NigelNigel's whole future is as good as sealedAnd if young Nigel says he's happyHe must be happyHe must be happyHe must be happy in his workNigel is not outspokenBut he likes to speakAnd loves to be spoken toNigel is happy in his workNigel is happy in his work