Lyrics:

Ladies and gentlemen, believe me.
Tonight is a really special occasion to share a story.
(Hu hu) I'm gonna tell you the story of Mr. President.
Ladies and gentlemen, I beg your attention.
I'm talking about Mr. President.

Ah, Mr. President! Oh, Mr. President!

(Organ solo)

Mr. President was adored, why did people give him attention
Love and adultion? I don't know, I wondered.

(Sax solo)

One day, Mr. President took the elevator.
He saw the destruction he stared motion this, stroked by loveliness.
The elevator's door slumbered and killed Mr. President.

Ah, Mr. President! Oh, Mr. President!

I'm so desperate, he was such a lovely cat. Ha ha ha ha!