Lyrics:

Oh-hohoho...
Oh-hohoho...
Oh-hohoho...
Oh-hohoho...

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.
Those cats were fast as lightning.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening,
But they fought with expert timing.

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown.
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down.
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part,
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip.

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.
Those cats were fast as lightning.
In front, it was a little bit frightening,
But they fought with expert timing.

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung.
He said, here comes the big boss, (hey! hey!) let's get it on.
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand.
The sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand new trip.

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. (Hu!)
Those cats were fast as lightning. (Ha!)
In fact, it was a little bit frightening, (Hu!)
But they did it with expert timing. (Ha!)

Oh-hohoho... (Hu!)
Oh-hohoho... (Ha!)
Oh-hohoho... (Hu!)
Oh-hohoho... Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on. (Ha!)

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. (Hu!)
Those cats were fast as lightning. (Ha!)
In fact, it was a little bit frightening, (Hu!)
Make sure you have expert timing. (Ha!)

Oh-hohoho...
Kung Fu fighting,
Had to be fast as lightning.
Oh-hohoho...
Oh-hohoho... (Hu!)
Oh-hohoho... (Ha!)
Oh-hohoho... (Hu!)
Oh-hohoho... Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on. (Ha!)
[FADE OUT TO END)