Lyrics:

Straight off the bus from South Dakota
Crazy 'bout the sweets but drinking diet soda
She liked it when the driver let her steer
But why she came to town wasn't all that clear
The hotel clerk called her honey dear
She said 'bang bang bang bang band
My name is Candy Machine

Late one night things really got going
The lights were on high and the liquor was flowing
Tambourines and castanets
The hotel clerk was placing his bets
Checking out the scene and they were playing Stan Getz
Bang bang bang bang bang
Check out Candy Machine

Candy couldn't cut it with the talcum powder
She was dizzy from the drink and she was getting louder
The best buzz you get is the one in the morning
Candy knew that but wouldn't heed their warning
Locked outside and the rain is pouring
Bang bang bang bang bang on the door
Goes Candy Machine
Bang bang bang bang bang
She's a Candy Machine
bang bang bang bang bang
My name is Candy Machin