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Ho Ho HoHo Ho HoLike Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin'Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bittenBig Marshall stacks and a broken E-stringThese are a few of my favorite thingsHo Ho HoPenthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tubDrinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrubLittle gold chains pinned to brass nipple ringsThese are a few of my favorite thingsWe like bar fightsWe like nose ringsWe like eating snailsWe always indulge in our favorite thingsNo wonder our skin's so paleGirls in black leather with tight little tushesTattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushesSilver stretch limos that come when I ringThese are a few of my favorite thingsWe like bar fightsWe like nose ringsWe like eating snailsWe always indulge in our favorite thingsNo wonder our skin'sJingle hell's bellsHo Ho Ho