Lyrics:

Homer:
Dad, that will never work. If you want to make your
move, you got to play it...cool.
Now what you gotta do
If you wanna get a kiss
Is act real smooth
And make your move like this:

Abe:
Oh, I see!
So if I take your advice
And make your patented move,
Then my chances for love
Will slightly improve?

Homer:
Now what's that rule?

Abe:
Play it cool.