Lyrics:

Paid programming helps me sleep at night, tucked in bed so tight.
Paid programming helps me sleep at night, cures me of my fright.

I'd like to see Cher doing her hair on the air.
And I'd like to see Richard Simmons dealing a meal and helping to heal.

Paid programming helps me sleep at night, tucked in bed so tight.
Paid programming helps me sleep at night, cures me of my fright.

I'd like a Strawberry Whip De-lite to give me pleasant dreams at night.
And I'd like to see the vaccuuming haircut machine going mainstream.

Paid programming helps me sleep at night, tucked in bed so tight.
Paid programming helps me sleep at night, cures me of my fright.