Lyrics:

Hey, old timer, can I ask you a question
While you're standing at the buffet?
Is this your first or second helping?
Why'd you come here anyway?
Hey, old timer, why ya drinkin' the wine at Shakeys?
Hey, old timer, I can tell your feet get achey

Was it the food or the special that got you?
Did you cut your coupons in the Sunday Times?
You got your chili, don't forget your cornbread
I can tell you come here all the time
Did your friends say they couldn't make it?
Did you come here all alone?
Two-for-one's a stretch, you'll have to fake it
Maybe we can share, I'm on my own
Hey, old timer, why ya drinkin' the wine at Shakeys?
Hey, old timer, I can tell your feet get achey
Hey, old timer
Hey, old timer
Hey, old timer
Hey, old timer