Lyrics:

Here's wishing you the worst of luck
I don't think this will take too long
I thought we were the best of friends - I was wrong
Here's wishing you a rainy day and get swept by a hurricane
Hope the wind will blow you back to where you came

You were catchy like a virus
There was no place I could hide
But now you feel more like a tumor
Cause you grew and grew inside

You were catchy like a virus
There was no place I could hide
But now you feel more like a tumor
Cause you grew and grew inside

Here's wishing you the worst of luck
What more is that I can say
Wish you said so sweetly once just like decay

So let me raise a toast before I lose my nerve
Let me be the first - here's wishing you the worst
Cause you know you're gonna get what you deserve