Lyrics:

I have been called a down
yes you may write that down
and for a little money
I am extremely funny.

I play before the audience
I make them laugh and shout
and when they've laughed for quite a while
the door man lets them out, bye bye.

you ask me how I do my act
this is my reply
I climb up on a ladder
and announce that I will fly.

You ask me how I do my act
this is my reply
I climb up on a ladder
and announce that I will fly.