Lyrics:

A foot in the street & a foo in the gutter
that’s on foot in the morning rain
Just round the corner, a hole full of water,
and hot dog!, it’s a holiday!
Splish splash in a pool of puddle,
don’t trip up on a tidal wave
you’ll crash in a murky muddle

Then you’ll know how it feels
To know you’re not real.

Went for a walk and I climbed up a tower
it seemed like a thousand years
til I reached the top oh, and I picked a flower
that grew through the stratosphere!

Drop down to a cloud or jetstream
don’t trip up on a weathervane
you’ll drown in a world or wet dream

Then you’ll know how it feels
To know you’re not real.

I wrote a letter and I gave it to Jenny
I hoped for some return.
Next time I saw her she gave me a penny
wrapped up in a gummy worm

Run round in a field or meadow
don’t trip up on a sugarcane
Fall down in a lazy shadow

Then you’ll know how it feels
To know you’re not real.