Lyrics:

I'm waving my dick in the wind,
I'm waving my dick in the wind.
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight,
But I'm waving my dick in the wind.

I'm lost in the sauce once again,
I'm lost in the sauce once again.
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright,
But I'm lost in the sauce once again.

It's been 97 days since I've laid my head beside you,
And a million miles of highway in between.
There's some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me,
And that pig's a pretty mean bastard.

You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance,
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance.
Give that boy a dime and you could have a chance
To see old Jimmy Wilson dance.
Dance, Jimmy...

I've got a real good feeling 'bout old Jimmy Wilson,
Sho' nuff', he got what it' takes.
Do another number for me, please won't you, Jimmy?
'Cause you're a really good dancer.

I'm waving my dick in the wind....