Lyrics:

Tell me who it was
let the creeps into my life
tell me who it was
let the creeps into the house
well I guess that it was me
who handed out the key
I gots to be more careful
next time
some very clever people
have got it figured out
let me say it now
you are in grave danger
I'll open all the drawers
and look behind the socks
so where are you
this time

Does anybody see it?
Does anybody care?
A hideous trick
has been played on all of us
a saddle of deception
a sauce of nasty lies
greetings from the chateau
for the very last time