Lyrics:

In rented tuxedoes
the guest will arrive
smiling and smoking
chewing and choking
women in their favourite shoes
thinking dark disturbing thoughts
all of them together
making trips to the bathroom
blackeyed susans

and chilled potatoes
high balls and low
a pinch and a punch
invisible to mirrors
you fly around the room
tell me the password
banana scream pie

So get up off the floor
and play with me some more
come down to my side
and tell me green-eyed lies
we'll find a magic spell
to turn this muck to gold
well promises don't grow on trees

Playin' the ouija board
in front of the fire
it told me to do
unspeakable things
mixed in a cocktail
of muddled emotions
slinky and winky
drinky and stinky

They made me dance
they made me sing
the boring bibble babble
the dreary dibble dabble
the bustle and the vanity
the hustle and insanity
clowning and towning
frowning and drowning