Lyrics:
here we are dear old friendyou and i drunk againlaughs have been and and tears have been shedmaybe the whiskey's gone to my headbut if i were gayi would give you my heartand if i were gayyou'd be my work of artand if i were gaywe would swim in romancebut i'm not gayso get your hand out of my pantsits not that i dont care -i doi just dont see myself in youanother time, another scenei'd be right behind you if you know what i meancause if i were gayi would give you my souland if i were gayi would give you my whole beingand if i were gaywe would tear down the wallsbut i'm not gayso wont you stop cupping my handwe've never huggedwe've never kissedi've never been intimate with your fistyou have opened brand new doorsget over here and drop your drawers