Lyrics:

We are downtown, where a flying saucer is hovering over the city.

Hey, in the UFO, what are you here for?

*Breakfast at Tiffany's*

Joining us from FBI X-files are agents Fox Muldar and Dana Scully.

Agent Muldar, what will the aliens do?

*Change the world*

Agent Scully, can you recall prior contact with aliens?

*It was so long ago, but it's all coming back to me*

Just in from Washington, the President has something important to say.

*Skibbidi dibibbidi dib dibbi (something or another)*

Aliens are marching out of the ship. They are chanting something.

*Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh*

Hey, aliens. What do you call that wierd way you walk?

*Hey, Macarena*

Their leader is carrying something. Mr. Alien, what do you have there?

*I got two turntables and a microphone*

Agent Muldar has something important to say to Agent Scully:

*I been downhearted, baby, ever since the day we met*
Uh-oh, Scully is being taken on board the spacecraft. Agent Scully, do you have any parting words for Agent Muldar?
*I love you, always forever
near or far, closer together (Thank you Agent Scully)
Everywhere I will be with you (Thank you Agent Scully)
Everything I will do for you (Agent Scully! Scully!!)*
Agent Muldar, have you any last words for Agent Scully?
*Where did you go?*
I'm sneaking on board the alien ship. They're telling Agent Scully something:
*Don't believe in anything*
Agent Scully, when the spaceman touches you, what do you feel?
*Sweet dreams of passion*
And what did he say when he grabbed you?
*I've never touched somebody like the way I touch your body*
Wait! Muldar is storming onto the ship! He's rescuing Scully.
Muldar, what made you do it?
*When you love a woman*
The FBI has given the order to shoot the alien, but Muldar is telling him something instead:
*Don't look back in anger*
We're running out of the saucer. It's gonna take off! Agent Muldar, why didn't you capture the alien?
*I'm free to decide*
Mr. Alien, you closed the door on my foot! We're taking off!! Where are we going?
*Going down to Tucker's Town*
We're floating away! Mr. Alien, do you have any last words for the people of Earth?
*I'm everything I am because you loved me*