Lyrics:

Every day when I get in my car
It's a Honda, you know
I sit on down but I don't get too far
You wanna know why?
Because I've gotta reach down
And scratch an itch
In an area, an area
That's oh-so-sensitive
And so I do a
Pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(Everybody do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(If it's itchy do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(We don't scratch, we do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
Everybody do the pinch and roll
So if you've got a problem
You know what to do
Whether you're watching TV
Or sniffing airplane glue
Which we don't do
Now the girls don't know
But us guys we all know (oh yeah)
How to do a little dance
We call the pinch and roll
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up
Pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(Everybody does a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(When you're in school you do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(Don't be a boy, you do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
Everybody do the pinch and roll

Fi call yuh my own

I pinch and roll all day
I pinch and roll all night
And if I've got an itch, the pinch is always right
To relieve my little itching, got to pinch and roll it now
I pinch and roll it now, I've got to make it now
We pinch, oh yeah
A ragamuffin, a blueberry muffin
My dog is named Muffin
I'll butter your muffin
Baby, maybe
Raga-jaga-badda-boom and now it's time
To pick it up
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up
So if you've got a rash
Or a minor glitch, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Stick your hands on down
And give yourself a big pinch
And then you roll it around
And around and round it goes
And after you're done
Just make sure you know where it goes
Not in your nose!
Pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(Everybody do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(So easy, do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(It will please me, do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(We do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(Everybody does a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(If it's itchy do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(We don't scratch, we do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
Pinch and roll, pinch and roll
Pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(Everybody do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(Oh man) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
(Have you stumped) pinch and roll, pinch and roll
Everybody do the pinch and roll
Mom
Shut up, shut up