Lyrics:

I'm your knight and shining armor you don't have to work that job anymore
Buy a house in the burbs, two-car garage, shrubberies, and a birdbath
Keep you safe warm and dry, keep the tears from your eyes
Keep you pregnant all the time
Name them Skip, Paul and George, maybe even have a girl
We'll name her after mom

Come on baby take my hand, SUV or minivan?
Keep you happy and sedated who needs to be liberated?
You've got me you've got me

If you got something in your head that makes you think there's something else
Maybe the doctor can give you something to make you forget

Promise I will hold you tight, I will make you scream all night
Bills will get paid on time the birthday poem I write you will rhyme
Son, here's a loaded gun, try not to hurt no one

You were with my friend Clyde
He was my best friend till they pulled his face out of the dashboard
And I always thought you were too good for him
Let me take you for a spin
I'll take you home
I'll take you home
And everything will be just fine

Lyrics and Music: Patterson Hood (Atlanta GA, March 1994)
Patterson Hood - Gtr / John Neff - Pedal Steel / Brad Morgan - Drums / David Barbe - Bass and Gtr / Will Johnson - Harmony