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Dr. Everett v. Scott From the day he was bornHe was troubleHe was the thornIn his mother's sideShe tried in vainCriminologist But he never caused her nothing but shameDr. Everett v. Scott He left home the day she diedFrom the day she was goneAll he wantedWas rock and roll pornAnd a motorbikeShooting up junkCriminologist He was a low down cheap little punkDr. Everett v. Scott Taking everyone for a rideChorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddyYou knew he was a no good kidBut when he threatened your lifeWith a switch blade knifeDr. Frank-N-Furter What a guyJanet Weiss Makes you cryDr. Everett v. Scott And I didColumbia Everybody shoved himI very nearly loved himI said hey listen to meStay sane inside insanityBut he locked the doorAnd threw away the keyDr. Everett v. Scott But he must've been drawnInto somethingMaking him warn meIn a note which readsChorus What's it say? What's it say?Eddie I'm out of my headOh hurry, or I may be deadThey mustn't carry out their evil deedsChorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddyYou knew he was a no good kidBut when he threatened your lifeWith a switch blade knifeDr. Frank-N-Furter What a guyJanet Weiss Makes you cryDr. Everett v. Scott And I didChorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddyYou knew he was a no good kidBut when he threatened your lifeWith a switch blade knifeDr. Frank-N-Furter What a guyChorus Whoa ho hoJanet Weiss Makes you cryChorus Hey hey heyDr. Everett v. Scott And I didChorus Eddie