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And now for the news; we take you to the White House. Mr. President, have you any statement regarding Watergrate?
*Mamma coo mamma sa mamma cooma coo sa*
How would you describe the Watergrate incident?
*Oh my GOD!!*
Mr. President, what were you doing at the time that the incident took place?
*Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-Dee, Drinkin' Wine*
And how do you feel about it now?
*Here I am, stuck in the middle*
Mr. President, what will your position be from now on?
*No more Mr. Nice Guy, No more Mr. Clean*
This is 1973, what will you be saying at election time in 1976?
*It's been three long years, do ya still want me? (still want me)*
Just arriving is the First Lady. How would you describe the president?
*He's a free and gentle flower, growing wild*
With me now is John Snitchell.
Mr Snitchell, who do you believe was responsible for Watergrate?
*The Cisco Kid*
In a phone call, Mrs. Snitchell had this to say:
*He's the funkiest worm in the world*
Here with me is John Bean.
Sir, how do you think the President will wind up at the end of all this?
*Reelin' in the years, Stowin' away the time*

Mr. President, what do you feel you have going in your favor?
*I knew Jesus, before he was a Superstar*
Have you any final message for the American people?
*You are the sunshine of my life*
This record is not over!! The Vice-President has just arrived.
Sir, can you tell us, who will be the next President of the United States?
*MEEEEEEEE Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa*