Lyrics:

We are here on the beach where a giant shark has just eaten a girl swimer.
Well, Mr. Jaws, how was it?
*Dy-no-mite!*
And what did she say when you grabbed her?
*Please mister please*
I know sharks are stupid, but what did you think when you took that first bite?
*How sweet it is*
Mr. Jaws, before you swim out to sea, have you anything else to say?
*Why can't we be freinds, why can't we be friends*
With me now is the local sherrif. Sherrif Brody, the shark will be back for lunch.
What do you intend to do?
*Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight*
Just arriving is oceanographer Matt Hooper.
Sir, if someone is attacked by a shark, what should they do?
*Do the Hustle*
We're going aboard the fishing boat of Captain Quint.
Captain, will you be able to catch this giant shark?
*I will, I will, I will
I will (thank you captain)
I will (captain)
I will (captain)
I will (Captain!)*
When you capture one of these sharks, what do you feel like?
*Like a rhinestone cowboy*
We've just sighted the shark again. He's coming straight for us.
Captain Quint is shouting something at him:
*Get you baby, one of these nights*
Hey, Jaws, the captain says he's going to catch you.
What do you think of that?
*Jive talkin'*
Uh-oh, here he comes again.
[gunfire noises]
They've hit him!
Mr. Jaws, why doesn't anything seem to hurt you!!
*Big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry*
He's coming right on to the boat! Mr. Jaws, why are you grabbing my hand?
*Wouldn't you give your hand to a freind*
No, wait! Mr. Jaws!
That's not the way this record is supposed to end!
Help, help!!!
[burbling noises]