Lyrics:

Welcome to Canada, it's the maple leaf state
Canada, oh, Canada, it's great
The people are nice there, they speak French too
If you don't like it man, you sniff glue
The great white north, their kilts are plaid
Hosers take off, it's not that bad

I want to be where yaks can run free
Where the Royal Mounties can arrest me

Let's go to Canada
Let's leave today
Canada, oh Canada
I s'il vous plait

They've got trees and mooses and sled dogs
Lots of lumber and lumberjacks and logs!
You may think that's kind of a drag
But you have to go there to get milk in a bag
They say 'eh' instead of 'what' or 'duh'
That's the mighty power of Canada

I want to be where lemmings run into the sea
Where the marmosets can attack me

Let's go to Canada
Let's leave today
Canada, oh Canada
I s'il vous plait

Let's go to Canada
Let's leave today
Canada, oh Canada
I s'il vous plait

Please, please explain to me
How this all has come to be
We forgot to mention something here
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen
And slurpees made from venison
That's deer!

Let's go to Canada
Let's leave today
Canada, oh Canada
I s'il vous plait

Let's go to Canada
Let's leave today
Canada, oh Canada
I s'il vous plait