Lyrics:

Oh god how fun to be the one
I'm so sad to say
You're nice and all, but you're to tall
I have to go now
It always happens to me - always
They feel attracted to me - shorty
Always, they say
If you go - I go with you
If you stay - I'll wait
If you don't know - I consider this a date
I stayed and she waited for me
No chance to get away
I tried to think, another drink might help me
It always happens to me - always
They feel attracted to me - shorty
Always, they say
If you go - I go with you
If you stay - I'll wait
If you don't know - I consider this a date
Stuck in the bar, I couldn't get far
She was still there - smiling
'It's not me being tall, it's you - you're small'
'I like that'
It always happens to me - always
They feel attracted to me - shorty
Always, they say
If you go - I go with you
If you stay - I'll wait
If you don't know - I consider this a date