Oh god how fun to be the one I'm so sad to say You're nice and all, but you're to tall I have to go now It always happens to me - always They feel attracted to me - shorty Always, they say If you go - I go with you If you stay - I'll wait If you don't know - I consider this a date I stayed and she waited for me No chance to get away I tried to think, another drink might help me It always happens to me - always They feel attracted to me - shorty Always, they say If you go - I go with you If you stay - I'll wait If you don't know - I consider this a date Stuck in the bar, I couldn't get far She was still there - smiling 'It's not me being tall, it's you - you're small' 'I like that' It always happens to me - always They feel attracted to me - shorty Always, they say If you go - I go with you If you stay - I'll wait If you don't know - I consider this a date