Lyrics:

(spoken) John Rich: Kenny!
Big Kenny: Yes-
JR: KENNY!
BK: YES!
JR: Kenny, someone has-
BK: Someone's GOT, John...
JR: Kenny! Kenny, someone has to be unafraid-
BK: Someone's GOT to be unafraid, John.
JR: To lead the
Both: FREAK PARADE!

(sung)

Somebody's got to be unafraid to lead the freak parade
Somebody's got to be unafraid to lead the freak parade
Somebody's got to be unafraid to lead the freak parade
To lead the freak
To lead the freak
to lead the freak parade!

(spoken) John Rich: Kenny, let's see if the kids can keep up. All you kids in the car, let's see how fast you can follow the bouncing ball! A one, two, one two three! Well-

(sung, 2x)
Somebody's got to be unafraid to lead the freak parade
Somebody's got to be unafraid to lead the freak parade
Somebody's got to be unafraid to lead the freak parade
To lead the freak
To lead the freak
to lead the freak parade!

(Spoken)
John Rich: YAY!
Big Kenny: Happiness and fun for everyone...