Lyrics:

Bowling is my life
And it has always been my dream to be a member of the local bowling team,
But i'm not very good.
The guys won't accept me,
I guess i try the girls team and lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll.
I think i want to be...
Balls will roll,
I think it's time,
It's timefor me to be a girl.
It's a very big decision,
It's going to change my life.
I'll have to make all new friends,
I 'm gonna lose my wife.
But that's okay with me.
There's something in my soul.
It doesn't matter who's the better man,
It the man who gets to bowl.
I 've made my decision ,
I'm gonna make the change.
There will be rolling balls,
I'm gonna play my game.
It's gonna be so great.
It's gonna be the best, besides,
I've always told myself i look good in a dress.
I'm gonna cut'em off,
I'm gonna cut'em off,
I'm gonna cut'em off.
I'll never have to cough.
Now i've made my change and i've fulfilled my dream.
I'm now a member of the women's bowling team.
I hope i throw a strike,
'cause i'll never score again.
My first game is tomorrow,
I will go to play and then...