Lyrics:

When I was just a boy
Everyone made fun of me
Just because my penis was enormous
My mom said it was gorgeus
I work in a circus
Because of my penis
And everybody says no problem
Because my penis makes my living
Now I've become a famous actor
And even though I'm just a slave to love
I bought myself a rasta Harley
Now I'm a slave to my new Harley
I got it from Bob Marley
It's rasta 'cause it was Bob Marley's
Sometimes I reggae with Ziggy Marley
I will relaunch the silent movie
Because Bob told me that it's groovy
And if you see the footy jumps... (non si capisce una sega)
John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley (x2)
Twelve inches, he's one foot of artistic reality
That is what attracted all the critics
Not my acting ability
Because they simply don't get it
I don't speak 'cause I eat spaghetti
And so my face is normally off-screen
All of the people still come to adore me
And now they've made me into a big star
I relaunched the silent movie
Because I am silent
And even if I had been born dumb
I'd have relaunched the dumb movie
And if I had been born XXX
I'd have relaunched the XXX movie
I am your fire and your Venus
Because I'm acting with my penis
And so my penis makes my living
My penis is very forgiving
All my Harley don't forgive me
And I'm asking for forgiveness
Yes yes my Harley don't forgive me
And I'm asking for forgiveness
Ok, come on....
John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley (x2)
Che bello... il cazzo... sborare... minchia...