Lyrics:

Separate the sheep from the goats
(apricot jelly, apricot jelly)
Don't know what to do with al the free time
(electric shock, get an electric shock)
Try keeping your eyes on the ball
in the East River park
(cheese on a cracker,
say cheese on a cracker)
Bargain your chips for a ticket
and pray that they ley you in
(electric shock, get an electric shock)

I received a call from Elizabeth
No, she couldn't care less about the dough
I lost yesterday in the fifth
She said: I am utterly disgusted with boys
Then she posed a tricky question
She stumped me with her multiple choice
She went:

Horse (saddles and boots) or ballet?
(She had me totally confused)
Horse (pirouettes and red shoes) or ballet?
(I'd no idea wich to choose)

She forced (I tried to grab the reins)
me to play (I tried to do a plié)
Horse or ballet?

I received a call from Mary
Said there's a rumor going 'round
Elizabeth is throwing a party
I said: That has to be
the most ridiculous suggestion
I ever heard 'cause I just talked to her
and all I got was this question
(not a party invitation)

Horse (saddles and boots) or ballet?
(She had me totally confused)
Horse (pirouettes and red shoes) or ballet?
(I'd no idea wich to choose)
Check your source (I tried to grab the reins)
right away (I tried to do a plié)
Horse or ballet?

Separate the sheep from the goats
(apricot jelly, apricot jelly)
Don't know what to do with al the free time
(electric shock, get an electric shock)
Try keeping your eyes on the ball
in the East River park
(cheese on a cracker,
say cheese on a cracker)
Bargain your chips for a ticket
and pray that they ley you in
(electric shock, get an electric shock)

Horse or ballet?