Lyrics:

I wish that I knew you
that you weren't made up
Hear the frog in your voice
See the way that you strut
down Neptune Avenue
Show me around
Tell me a story
'cause I'm a history hound

I wish that I knew you
not a sketch in my book
See the lines in your face
your hard-boiled look
Down Neptune Avenue
Show me around
Tell me a story
'cause I'm a history hound

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I wish you were real
I wish you could talk
I wish you could feel
I wish you could walk me
down Neptune Avenue
show me the town

Tell every story
to this history hound

Whatever happened to you on this beach?
Whatever happened to you in that bar?
Whatever happened to you on this street?
Whatever happened to you old guitar?

Whatever happened to you on this ride?
Whatever happened to you in that club?
How'd your life ever take such a slide?
Where'd you learn to give someone the rub?

I'd say, How do you do?
It's nice to meet you.