Lyrics:

Harry the earwig was a very strange insect,
He carried a sword and rode on the back of a caterpillar,
He was a pillar of strength.

Henry the cockroach suffered from migraine,
It used to drive him mad when Harry the earwig,
Would come charging through the cellar on the back of a caterpillar,
With a sword in his hand.

Mary Jane the cricket used to knock around with Henry,
But along came Harry dressed like a lady killer,
Charging through the cellar on the back of a caterpillar,
With a sword in his hand.

Ride your caterpillar Harry!

Henry the cockroach saw nothing for it,
But to fight a duel beneath the setting sun,
And when the duel was won,
Mary Jane and Harry rode off on a caterpillar,
Leaving Henry in the cellar with a sword in his back.