Lyrics:

Do your lips crack when the spider apples fall,
Does your nose itch when a fly climbs up the wall,
Do your ears pop when you kick a cannon ball,
Then there's nothing that I can do for you.

Do your eyeballs take a sneaky look at eachother,
When you start to read a book,
Do your elbows try to run amok,
Then there's nothing that I can do for you.

No there's nothing that I can do for you,
No there's nothing that I can do for you,
But if you want to, really want to know.

Then your eyebrows will strangle you in bed,
And your toenails will live on when you're dead,
Have you listened to every word that I have said,
Then there's nothing that I can do for you.

No there's nothing that I can do for you,
No there's nothing that I can do for you,
But if you want to, really want to know.

Heel to toe!

Oh, there's nothing that I can do for you,
No there's nothing that I can do for you,
But if you want to, really want to know