Lyrics:

THE JCB SONG - 24/12/2005
1 week at #1

Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB
I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singin', 'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work'

My dad's probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin' and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind

An' we're holdin up the bypass
Oh
Me and my dad havin' a top laugh
Oh woah

Sittin' on the toolbox
Oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school
Oh no

And we pull over to let the cars pass
And pull off again, speedin' by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates, my dad's B.A. Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

An' we're holdin up the bypass
Oh
Me and my dad havin' a top laugh
Oh woah

Sittin' on the toolbox
Oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

And we're holdin up the bypass
oh oh

Me and my dad havin' a top laugh
oh woah

I'm sittin' on the toolbox
oh oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss
So glad I'm not in school

Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round
And we're holdin' up the bypass
woah
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah

And I'm sittin on the toolbox
oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss
So glad I'm not in school
Aw, said

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his

Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB