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Hello boys and girls
Welcome to your De La Soul read-along storybook!
When you hear this sound
That means turn the page
And now we begin our exciting adventure of
De La Soul is Dead
Oh my God, Vanilla Ice
Oh, oh, he's so fly!
The boy is slamming, did you see his body?
Yes, yes! And his dancing!
So slamming!
He can dance too!
He could, he can dance better than any rapper I ever seen!
Can he dance? Oh God, can he?
And plus his dancing!
I'm just saying!
The clothes, the clothes!
Yeah, baby! He's so jammin'!
Yo, what's up?
Yo, Jeff, where you been, man?
Yo, guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in the garbage
For real? Aw, come on, let's hear it!
Naw! No!
Aww, be like that!
What's up, Cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy?
You let him call you Cocksnot?
Leave me alone!
You gonna let him call you that?
Don't Touch Me!
What do we have here, buddy?
Sucker!
Don't Touch Me!
What do we have here, buddy?
Nothing! Nothing!
Listen, you little Arsenio Hall gum having punk!
Oooh! You let him call you Arsenio!
I want the tape!
Oooh!
It's mine!
Oh, he played you!
Jeff's getting played!
Oh, yo!
Jeff, he playing you! Jeff, he playing you!
Oh, ah, Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
Bodyslam him, Jeff!
Now! I've got the new De La Soul tape!
Hey Dicksnot, Buttcrust, get over here!
Ha-ha-ha
What's up baby?
What's happening? Yeah, I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming
Where's the box?
The box!
Yo, so, yo, let's get with the shillsnohillsnobillsnoy
I got the bidox, let's do this like Brutus
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For those who have all four answers correct
You will receive a specially selected Grand Prize
Thanks, and goodnight
For 3 Feet High and Rising, this is Don Newkirk