Lyrics:

Mark Volman (vocals)
Howard Kaylan (vocals)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
George Duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin Lickert (bass)
Ruth Underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim Pons (vocals)


Male Tenore:
The girl wants to fix him some broth.

Female Soprano:
Tinselcock!

Chorus:
Tinselcock!

Female Soprano:
Would you like some broth?

Male Tenore:
Some nice soup.

Female Soprano:
Some hot broth.

Male Tenore:
Small dogs in it.

Female Soprano:
Do you

Male Tenore:
You like broth? Dog broth.

Female Soprano:
Hot broth.

Male Tenore:
You like dog broth hot? How do you like it? The four styles of it

the breathe broth breath, and the ever popular hygienic European version,
Tinselcock!
Tinselcock!

Chorus:
Tinselcock!

Male Tenore:
Which do you choose?