Lyrics:

Mark Volman (vocals)
Howard Kaylan (vocals)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
George Duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin Lickert (bass)
Ruth Underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim Pons (vocals)


Female Soprano:
Why don't you strap on this here bunch of cardboard boxes daddy-o?

Chorus:
Joy of my desiring

Female Soprano:
You certainly look suave and get me hot.

Chorus:
Hot hot. Get me hot

Female Soprano:
And horny.
If there's one thing I really get off on,
it's a nun suit painted on some old boxes.

Chorus:
Some old melodies.

Female Soprano:
Four-four... an aura

Chorus:
An areola

Female Soprano:
Pink gums. Stumpy gray teeth.

Chorus:
Dental floss.

Female Soprano:
Gets me hot. Want to watch a dental hygiene movie?