Lyrics:

Frank Zappa (vocals, guitar)
Lowell George (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)
Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Don Preston (keyboards)
Motorhead Sherwood (woodwinds, vocals)
Jimmy Carl Black (drums, percussion)
Arthur Tripp (drums, percussion)
Don 'Sugar Cane' Harris (violin)

Thank you, good night...

Thank you

If you, if you sit down and be quiet, we'll make an attempt to, ah, perform Brown Shoes Don't Make It.

(Back on your seats, come on, we'll help you back to your seats, come on...)

(Oh! Go away! Take that uniform off man! Or I'll take your uniform before it's too late man!)

Everybody in this room is wearing a uniform and don't kid yourself!

(............man!)

You'll hurt your throat, stop it!