We'll do the Tango We'll try the Fox Trot I'll eat a mango You drink a straight scotch You know I told you You could be classy So why did you have To be so nasty?
Remember the curls Of the Deutscher Girls? A love of mine From down on the Rhine
I'll fill your bath with The finest champagne I'll lick your skin dry I cherish your name The stakes get higher As you dress sparsely So why did you have To be so nasty?
I love your blonde hair I kiss your pigtails And I could not share The scratch of your nails And though you mark me Your eyes so glassy Oh why did you have To be so nasty?