Lyrics:

Now it's time for 'Silly Songs With Larry'
Narrator: 'Larry will be performing
The traditional Argentinian ballad,
'The Dance of the Cucumber,' in it's original Spanish.
Bob the Tomato will translate.'
{L}: 'Miren al pepino' / {L}: 'Watch the cucumber'
{L}:'miren como se mueve' / {B}: 'see how he moves'
{L}: 'como un leon' / {B}: 'like a lion'
{L}: 'tras un raton.' / {B}: 'chasing a mouse.'
{L}: 'Miren al pepino' / {B}: 'Watch the cucumber'
{L}: 'sus suaves movimientos' / {B}: 'Oh, how smooth his motion'
{L}: 'tal como mantequilla' / {B}: 'like butter'
{L}: 'en un chango pelon.' / {B}: 'on a ... bald monkey.'
{L}: 'Miren al pepino' / {B}: 'Look at the cucumber'
{L}: 'los vegetales' / {B}: 'all the vegetables'
{L}: 'envidian a su amigo' / {B}: 'envy their friend'
{L}: 'como el quieren bialar' / {B}: 'wishing to dance as he'
{L}: 'Pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin'
{B}: 'Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber'
{L}: 'Baila, baila, ya!' / {B}: 'Dance, dance, yeah!'
{L}: 'Miren al tomate' / {B}: 'Look at the tomato'
{L}: 'no es triste?' / {B}: 'Isn't it sad?'
{L}: 'El no puede bailar.' / {B}: 'He can't dance.'
{L}: '! Pobre tomate!' / {B}: 'Poor tomato!'
{L}: 'El deberia poder bailar' / {B}: 'He wishes he could dance'
{L}: 'Como el pepino' / {B}: 'like the cucumber'
{L}: 'libre y suavemente.' / {B}: 'free and smooth.'
{L}: 'Pero el no puede danzar.'
{B}: 'But he can't ... Okay! Stop the music!
What do ya mean I can't dance?
I can dance!
What about Uncle Louie's polka party?
Didn't you see
Me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?'
Larry: 'No comprendo.'
Bob: 'No comprendo?
I'll show you 'No comprendo'!'
{Jr}: 'Mom! Dad! Look over here!
Get a picture of me next to the cucumber
In authentic Argentinian garb!'
{Dad}: 'Okay, Junior. But we'd better hurry--
I think the dwarves have your
Mother confused with someone else!
Say 'Peas!''
{All}: 'Peas!'
{Larry}: 'Escuchen el pepino'
{Bob}: 'Listen to the cucumber'
Larry: 'oigan su voz fuerte'
Bob: 'hear his strong voice'
Larry: 'como un leon'
Bob: 'like a lion'
Larry: 'listo a devorar.'
Bob: 'about to eat.'
Larry: 'Escuchen al pepino'
Bob: 'Listen to the cucubmer'
Larry: 'que dulce as su canto'
Bob: 'oh how sweet his voice'
Larry: 'la voz de su garganta perece un triar.'
Bob: 'the breath from his throat is like a of little birdies.'
Larry: 'Escuchen al pepino'
Bob: 'Listen to the cucumber'
Larry: 'los vegetales'
Bob: 'all the vegetables'
Larry: 'envidian a su amigo'
Bob: 'envy their friend'
Larry: 'como el quieren cantar.'
Bob: 'wishing to sing as he.'
Larry: 'Pepino cantador, pepino cantador, pepino cantador'
Bob: 'Singing cucumber, singing cucumber, singing cucumber'
Larry: 'canta, canta, ya!'
Bob: 'sing, sing, yeah!'
Larry: 'Escuchen al tomate'
Bob: 'Listen to the tomato'
Larry: '? No es triste?'
Bob: 'Isn't it sad?'
Larry: 'El no puede cantar.'
Bob: 'He can't sing.'
Larry: 'Pobre tomate.'
Bob: 'Poor tomato.'
Larry: 'El deberia poder cantar'
Bob: 'He wishes he could sing'
Larry: 'fuerte y ducle como el pepino'
Bob: 'strong and sweet like the cucumber'
Larry: 'Pero no puede ...'
Bob: 'But he can't ...'
Larry: '! Ni siquiera da un silbido!'
Bob: 'Can't even ... whistle! All right! That's it Senor! Come over here
And let me sing YOU a song!'
Larry: 'Adios, amigos!'
Narrator: 'This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to
Hear Larry sing ...'
Larry: 'Bob is really angry! I hope he doesn't catch me! It's so hard to
Run with this sombrero on my head!'