Lyrics:

whatever, we are just going to play it...

On the daily news
saw the naked ladies
and their beautiful tattoos
and all their dirty stories
from all their dirty heads
what does he really get

[Chorus]
Mikey what are you doin?
who would you lead on this time?
if you have a spinning head
do it in the john

Mikey won't pass out
he wanted to drink more
with a whore
monmy came without him
and now he's got it bad
the pornos on the page
were only giving head

[Chorus]
Mikey what are you doin?
who would you lead on this time?
if you have a spinning head
do it in the john

what does he do now?
he wonders if they can cure him
no such luck now
victims of his pornos
thre them in the trash and
she still didn't believe him and
made him spend his cash

[Chorus]
Mikey what are you doin?
who would you lead on this time?
if you have a spinning head
do it in the john

doin' it in the john