Lyrics:

a Bouvier till her wedding day
shots rang out the police came
mama layed me on the front lawn
and prayed for Jackie's sterngth
feeling old by 21
never thought my day would come
my bridesmaids getting laid
I pray for Jackie's strength
make me laugh
say you know what you want
you said we were the real thing
so I show you some more
and I learn what black magic can do
make me laugh
say you know you can turn me into the real thing
so I show you some more and I learn
stickers licked on lunch boxes
worshipping David Cassidy
yeah I mooned him once on Donna's box
she's still in recovery
sleepovers Beene's got some pot
you're only popular with anorexia
so I turn myself inside out in hope someone wilil see
make me laugh
say you know what you want
you said we were the real thing
so I show you some more
and I learn what black magic can do
make me laugh
say you know you can turn me into the real thing
so I show you some more and I learn
I got lost on my wedding day
typical the police came
but virgins always get backstage
no matter what they've got so say
if you love enough you'll lie a lot
guess they did in camelot
mama's waiting on my front lawn
I pray I pray I pray for Jackie's strength