Lyrics:

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his...
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their...
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a...
Pretty, young preacher. She sat on the grass,
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her ...
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to...
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling...
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable...
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her...
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his...
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her...
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty you can go f*ck yourself!