Lyrics:

I'm a two pack a day man smoke like a fiend

Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine

I can't breath in the morning till I get myself a cigarette lit
I say dad blame anything a man can't quit

I'm a brand new newly-wed married again nine times previous and this makes ten

I ought to be kicked so hard till I can hardly walk around or sit

I say dad blame anything a man can't quit

Still I keep it up keep it up and do it all the time

Every now and then I make up my mind

To give it up give it up throw it away I usually change my mind later on up in the day

I'm a two pack a day man...

I keep it up keep it up and do it all the time...

I'm a two pack a day man...